Il Logic
Magically scented Il Logic will deliver a refreshing relief from those harsh days filled with unrelenting logic. Give yourself a break with this incredible perfume. A special skin-transfer agent delivers a mysterious extra kick to get you out of your logical rut, sweetly masked by an extraordinary perfume. A two ounce bottle of Il Logic for only $8.00 delivers even more than it promises.

 
  Emotonil
Tired of being emotionally vulnerable? Emotonil will leave you safely impervious to the unpredictable emotions that constantly interrupt your day. Combining the best qualities of the naturally occuring neurotransmitter seratonin and the powerful narcotic morphine, Emotonil is strong enough to protect you from stormy emotional seas while mild enough to allow normal workday functioning. Only $5.00 provides you with THREE Emotonil capsules, carefully wrapped for that special emergency.

 
  Memory Patch
Laced with acetylcholine, the memory patch simply boosts an already-present neurotransmitter, using a skin-tranfer agent to deliver this memory-inducing drug to your body. Now, improve the chances of actually remembering those special moments of your life. For only $5.00, you receive TWO Memory Patches. Save them for two special days, or share a patch with that important forgetful someone.

 
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Add $1 per item in the US for shipping or $2.50 per item for overseas. All artworks sent via regular mail. The artist suggests you store these artworks in a safe place for contemplation only, and accepts no responsibility for their use. Make checks payable to Gail Wight, mail to 5212 Broadway, Oakland, CA 94618, and allow three weeks for delivery in the USA, 5 weeks overseas. Thank you for supporting the arts.

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